Other acts feel for ya when you don't kill, but secretly happy about it too.
If you want to join scientology, you have to sign a billion year contract. I only sign trillion year contracts but why don't we do a million year trial and see how it goes.
The #Scientologist #celebrity #hotel has a gorgeous brunch you can go to if you let them pitch you afterwards. Sure - for #bagel and a schmeer I'll do your bidding.