3 days ago
My #email #signature or #letters are signed, "Michael Paul." Two out of three replies begin, "Dear Michael Paul" (like Mary Anne) or "Dear Paul." Wake up morons.
3 days ago
After a week around like 18 sick people, I officially feel unwell. Thanks family and friends. #wintercold
3 days ago
Only old men try to roofie me now. Poor motor skills foil their every attempt. #elderly #gay #lecherous #daterapedrug #over40