For some reason I feel I am a world apart from the 200 actors in this room who have been auditioning for 18 years and still haven’t booked. If only because these “professional auditioners” are very loud, making sure we know they’re in The Biz. (more…)
Open Mike: Uncensored Personal Blog
Years ago, I remember meeting friends in Philadelphia’s University City. I gave a supposed homeless person money. When I exited the restaurant an hour later, I saw him jump into a Cadillac with his other friends counting the cash. I felt angry and robbed. A friend said that my intention was the...
When I first moved to LA, I went to SKANK of AMERICA to open several accounts. 3 days later I discovered the accounts were closed without notice. I was told it was due to an inconsistency in my current, personal, security information. They informed me that they had alternate background info on file....
I am finally coming out against the stage performer’s abuse of the request for us, the audience to “clap along”. We don’t WANT to clap along. I’m off, you’re working, I paid for this ticket, YOU clap along. (more…)
15 seconds of a "pat on the back" for a job well done is appreciate. Most people don't get one at all for their job! (more…)
Just watched a tv commercial for meds to help quit smoking. Here are the warnings they mentioned and more from the website. "... you may notice changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, suicidal thoughts or actions while using CHANTIX ... (more…)
Chasidic Jews aren't suppose to use electronics on the Sabbath but then they buy machines to turn the electronics on! (more…)
I just flew home from a gig in Seattle where they were playing a movie I was in, which prompted the southern woman sitting next to me to chat me up. (more…)
1 Nighter corporate dinner for 2000 people in TX, so no Republican jokes. They’re ultra religious Jews … so no jewish jokes. That leaves me with the cock jokes. (more…)
It was my first month here and was invited to a party. When I told someone where in Hollywood I lived they said, "Oh! Right near the tranny-hooker-donut shop." I was dumbfounded and certain I misheard her. (more…)