06 May GAY, JEWISH, SHORT or AEROMEXICO AIRLINES SLOGANS

AEROMEXICO

So you think the little apartment across the hall from you is full of people??!! Wait till you board our plane, Papi!”

Beeners on a plane!

No visa no shoes no problem!

Aeromexico – “Que?”

No free chips

Aeromexico – Still Better Than US Airways!

“Gonna be a slight delay muchachos… the pilot has the hood up and is hot-rodding the tires.”

“Everybody get out and PUSH!!”

“More storage space for your trash bag luggage. Aeromexico”

GAY AIRLINES

“GAY AIRLINES … WE STILL SERVE NUTS.”

Gay Airlines: Please Use Back Entrance

Gay Airline (sign): Tap foot for service.

JEWISH AIRLINES

Jewish Air: Now Boarding Those Who Paid Wholesale

Jewish Air: Saving a Seat for Elijah since Forever

Jewish Airlines- just because our Savior is late doesn’t mean we will be

WHEN THE PLANE LOSES CABIN PRESSURE, USE YOUR OXYGEN MASK. OXYGEN IS $100 EXTRA. – JEWISH AIR, The Chosen Ones”

Jewish Airlines: Call Your Mother

“Kvetch-air”-welcoming all your complaints with a smile!

SHORT AIRLINES

Short Air: “Please be careful when removing yourself from the overhead compartment … “

“Pillows, Blankets, Booster Seats – SHORTY AIR. We’re a Step Up””