GAY, JEWISH, SHORT or AEROMEXICO AIRLINES SLOGANS
So you think the little apartment across the hall from you is full of people??!! Wait till you board our plane, Papi!”
Beeners on a plane!
No visa no shoes no problem!
Aeromexico – “Que?”
No free chips
Aeromexico – Still Better Than US Airways!
“Gonna be a slight delay muchachos… the pilot has the hood up and is hot-rodding the tires.”
“Everybody get out and PUSH!!”
“More storage space for your trash bag luggage. Aeromexico”
“GAY AIRLINES … WE STILL SERVE NUTS.”
Gay Airlines: Please Use Back Entrance
Gay Airline (sign): Tap foot for service.
Jewish Air: Now Boarding Those Who Paid Wholesale
Jewish Air: Saving a Seat for Elijah since Forever
Jewish Airlines- just because our Savior is late doesn’t mean we will be
WHEN THE PLANE LOSES CABIN PRESSURE, USE YOUR OXYGEN MASK. OXYGEN IS $100 EXTRA. – JEWISH AIR, The Chosen Ones”
Jewish Airlines: Call Your Mother
“Kvetch-air”-welcoming all your complaints with a smile!
Short Air: “Please be careful when removing yourself from the overhead compartment … “
“Pillows, Blankets, Booster Seats – SHORTY AIR. We’re a Step Up””