GAY, JEWISH, SHORT or AEROMEXICO AIRLINES SLOGANS

 

AEROMEXICO

So you think the little apartment across the hall from you is full of people??!! Wait till you board our plane, Papi!”

Beeners on a plane!

No visa no shoes no problem!

Aeromexico – “Que?”

No free chips

Aeromexico – Still Better Than US Airways!

“Gonna be a slight delay muchachos… the pilot has the hood up and is hot-rodding the tires.”

“Everybody get out and PUSH!!”

“More storage space for your trash bag luggage. Aeromexico”

 

GAY AIRLINES

“GAY AIRLINES … WE STILL SERVE NUTS.”

Gay Airlines: Please Use Back Entrance

Gay Airline (sign): Tap foot for service.

 

JEWISH AIRLINES

Jewish Air: Now Boarding Those Who Paid Wholesale

Jewish Air: Saving a Seat for Elijah since Forever

Jewish Airlines- just because our Savior is late doesn’t mean we will be

WHEN THE PLANE LOSES CABIN PRESSURE, USE YOUR OXYGEN MASK. OXYGEN IS $100 EXTRA. – JEWISH AIR, The Chosen Ones”

Jewish Airlines: Call Your Mother

“Kvetch-air”-welcoming all your complaints with a smile!

 

SHORT AIRLINES

Short Air: “Please be careful when removing yourself from the overhead compartment … “

“Pillows, Blankets, Booster Seats – SHORTY AIR. We’re a Step Up””